'Husband
: Begum kya kabi tum ko khuwahish hoi hy k tum Mard hoti..?
Wife:
N....'

'Sb apni apni biwiyon k nam badal k
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'All Husbands are like Bluetooth.

Always connected to wife when she is around....'

'Husband ko Market Jaate hue Wife ne
paise dekar kaha:
Kuchh Aisi Cheez Laana ....'

'Husband Roz ki tarah subah walk pe gya
Thand Lagi to foran wapis aya or Bed me....'

'2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
c....'

'Dunya ki best
'MAA'
to hr Bete k paas hoti he,
Lakin..
Pta nahi dunya ki be....'

'Angry Wife's NOte tO his husband !!
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Your Dinner is in the Re....'

'Wife: Suno g.... doctor ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign ....'

'Dost: Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q jatay Ho?

Mian: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le....'