'santa- "i m going" ka kya matlab hota hai?


banta(khub soch ke)- "me ja rah....'

'Teacher: 1 Din aisa ayega jab prithvi pe pani nahi rahega,
Sab jeev nasht hoja....'

'Santa: Yesterday the police arrested me for tampering with the ATM.

Banta: W....'

'Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya
Sab darwaze
Khirkiyan
Band kardi
Light off....'

'Santa Mirror and Padayi
Santa : Tu Mirror Ke Saamne Baith kar Padhta kyun Hai.....'

'Santa :Jyotishi key paas kundli dikhane gaya:
Jyotish-Tera naam Santa hai ?.
....'

'**BEST OF SANTA-BANTA**
Banta:agar wo meri nhi hui
to me use kisi or ki v
nh....'

'Limit Of Stupidness...

Teacher- Who Is Chandragupt Morya?



Santa- mam,....'

'Nurse: Aapko judwa bacche
hue.
.
.
Santa: hona hi tha.
Picture hi aise dek....'

'Santa ki behen ko daaku utha le gaye.

Logo ne kaha ki daaku khatarnak hai kh....'