'1 PATHAN 2 Cigrates pee raha tha,
Bv: aj 2 kyun pee rahe ho,?
Pathan:dost ki....'

'Veena malik, Taxi driver pathan Se: Johar Town Chalo Gay?
Pathan: Jee Haan. ....'

'Pathan Bus ki chhatt pr beth kar Karachi se Peshawar ja raha tha.
.
Raste ma....'

'Pathano k gaon me Nadi pr Pul banaya gya
.
Engineer ne Pul ka iftitah kya or ....'

'Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye magar saza-e-mot na hojay
.
Pathan Lawye....'

'Jin : pathan se:
Kya hukum hai mere aaqa?
Pathan:koi acha sa shair sunao.
Ji....'

'Girl Pathan se:
Jab ap k pas mubil hy
aur
mary pas b hy
to ap ne LETTER q b....'

'1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..
Kisi ne waja poochi to us n....'

'Ye ISHQ nahi Aaasaan ,
bus itnaa samajh lijiye..
K
Peshawar main Swiming poo....'

'Pathan mobile ki dukan pr. 0 yara ye m0bile k0 dekh0 subha se singal nhi arha
....'