'Kanjoos Family:


1st Girl: Muje Mere lover ke sath bike
Pe jate mere Papa ....'

'Ek Memon ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aaya.

G....'

'Arz kiya hai Udhar
aap majabur baithe hain
Idhar hum khamosh
baithe hain Baa....'

'Ek Memon apne hath mein blade se cut mar raha tha
Wife:
Kia kr rhe ho?
Memon....'

'MEMON Bete Se
Gate Pr Kon Hy

Beta:Swiming pool k lye chnda mang rhe hn

M....'

'Ek Memon k Ghar Ko Aag Lag Gai Wo Apne Ghar Ko Bacha Na Saka~



Sochen Q?....'

'1 memon 1 bache ko le kr nai ki dukan me dakhl hua.

Memon ne baal katwaye, s....'

'A SHEIKH Was Searching These Words In Google:


Free Dinner At 5 Star Hotel....'

'Aik billi sheikh k ghar se roti hue nikli


kisi ne billi se ronay ki waja p....'

'*: Sheikh mehman se: thanda peo ge ya garam?

Mehman: Dono ley ayen,

Sheik....'