'Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suff....'

'Bandar Ki Beti Boli:

Papa Mujhe B Shadi Kerni Hai…

Bandar Bola : Beti Sab....'

'Sang E Marmar sa tarasha gora badan, Uff…!
Nasheeela sa pighalta shabab…!
Hon....'

'Biwi = Post paid connection…
Mehbooba = Prepaid connection…
Mehbooba ka Baap ....'

'Her khushi main tumhari bat kartay hain,
Tum salamat raho yeh faryad kartay ha....'

'Na BOTTEL me,
Na JAAR me,
Na HOTEL me,
Na BAR me,
Na BIKE pe,
Na CAR me,
....'

'Kesi k yun becharny say..
Kesi ki yad any say..
Bohat say log roty hain..
k ....'

'In
1 year,
12 months,
365 days & nights,
8760 hours,
52560 min,
3153600 s....'

'Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,....'

'The most painful thing in life is
losing yourself in process of valuing
someo....'