'A servant enrolled his donkey in a
race & won.
Local paper read : 'Servant's ASS
WON'.
King was so upset with this kind
of publicity that he ordered the
servant to get rid of the donkey,
and it to her queen.
As ordered, He gave the donkey to
the queen.
The local paper then read :
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN
TOWN".
The king fainted.
Queen sold the donkey to a
farmer for 10$.
Next day paper read :
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10".
This was too much, KING ordered
the queen to buy back the donkey
& leave it in the jungle.
The next day Headlines :
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS
WILD & FREE"
The king died next day!'