'Me Bank me betha huwa tha aur samne 1 pyari si larki
Wo mujha dkh kr sharmati ....'

'Dam hai tou jawab do!
Aik kutiya k 2 bacchey they. Sapun or Apun
aik din Sapu....'

'1 baat pochoon ?
Mazaq men mat talna
Gol mol jawab nhi chlega
Deko kuch bate....'

'Ek Ladki, ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai
Aur Ek Tasveer Dekh kar Gallery K....'

'1 baat puchun?
Mazaq my mat talna
Gol mol jawab nhi chlega
Daiko kuch baten ....'

'Suno kahana hoo ........
Suno kahana hoo .....................
Jaha ho wahi r....'

'Ek Ladki, ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai
Aur Ek Tasveer Dekh kar Gallery K....'

'Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna dosto

life me ansoo ponchny waly to bht milty ha....'

'1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota,
Mgr Phr B

1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh....'

'Air Hostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Ge?
Lahore Ka Musafir Akarrty Hoye:
Pepsi, Kaba....'