'Policeman: How did you kill 50 people in a car crash?

Bean: I was going in my car then I suddenly lost control.
Policeman: Then what happened?
Bean: I saw 2 people on the right and a wedding on the left. You tell which would I hit?

Policeman: The 2 people on the right of course, would cause less damage.

Bean: Exactly what I thought. I hit the first one but then the other one ran into the wedding so I went after him !'