'Boy:Anti rat ko ap ice cream kha rhi thin ?
Anti:Nhi to..
Boy:To phr chilla Q....'

'Ek pura din jootay aur mozay pahno to pair gore gore ho jate he
Par sala bachp....'

'Catch her by her waist
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips....'

'A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& en....'

'Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught slee....'

'woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat ke baal CURLY hote hai
KYA!
kitna gan....'

'Me Bchpn Hi Se
Bht Haseen Thi,
Sab Mri Tarif krty,
Jwan Hwi To Dusre Shehr B....'

'Aik shadi main jab khana khaya ja rha tha to qormay ki dish
aatay hi mardon ne....'

'Na Karo Hum Sai Itni Mohabbat Ke Daway
A.JAAN.
Ultiyaan Lagen To Hamse Shikay....'

'What Is 143?

I LOVE YOU

NO

I MISS YOU

NO

I LIKE YOU

NO

14....'