'Few things Indian movies taught us:
1. At least one of the identical twins is ....'

'Just heard that Ang Lee-director of movie ‘Life Of Pi’ is planning 3 Movies in ....'

'Agar kutton ka t.v pr 1 channel ho toh,socho usme serials ke nam kuch aise hong....'

'Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabia....'

'Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intez....'

'Congratulation!

Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia....'

'Har Ghaadi Badal Rahi
Hai Roop Zindagi
Chaav Hai Kabhi Kabhi
Hai Dhoop Zidna....'

'When Aishwarya delivered a Baby Girl,
The doctor welcomed the baby,
"You will....'

'Meera: ''Yo! Fruit wala boy, give me -sick potatoes-!''
Fruit wala: ''Meera je....'

'Meera: Aj me apne grand father ki kabr pe 'if 32' jala kr ai hun.

Frnd: Ye i....'